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The game "Asphalt 8 Airborne" is almost the most amazing racing game I've ever played on a mobile.

Almost.

Asphalt 9 can easily be THE greatest racing game on ANY mobile device if one itty bitty little thing is taken care of. The one only flaw of Asphalt 8.

DON'T MAKE IT SO FUCKING STUPIDLY HARD HOLY SHIT WHAT WERE YOU THINKING IT'S NOT EVEN FUN ANYMORE.

SHIT MAN.
HOLY COW.

SLOW THOSE OPPONENTS DOWN I'M USING ALL MY NITRO AND THEY'RE JUST DANCING PAST ME LIKE SONIC THE GODDAMN HEDGEHOG AND I'M A BUTTER KNIFE WITH A BIT OF PEANUT BUTTER STILL STUCK TO ME.

HOLY CRAP INCOMING TRAFFIC I CAN'T EVEN.

I CANT EVEN.

MAKE THE NEXT ONE LESS HARD OH MY GOD.
SWEET CELESTIA.

Gosh.




This has been another professional game review by RedApropos.
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:iconthatbanditbrony:
ThatBanditBrony Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dear Glu

You suck. Your prices (For currency and shit) can lick my balls,Your games are hard,the games are laggy so next time please stop at hell on your next bus ride.
Thank you

---ThatBanditBrony

P.S. YOU ALL ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING SHITHEADED MORONS WHO DON'T KNOW WHO TO MAKE A FUCKING GAME!
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grievousfan Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Student General Artist
:icontrollestia2plz:
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evangelian007 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
More honest than IGN's reviews. :thumbsup:

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thebeastsmaelstrom Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Now I'm not getting that.
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RedApropos Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It really is an amazing game!
Like, it's freakin unreal!

But once you get so far in the game, it just gets way too hard.
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thebeastsmaelstrom Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I see.
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OppositeOfAnArtist Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013
*clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap*
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WarpedDigit Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013
Best review ever
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juggierocksXP Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013
He's the Agnry, Video Game Nerd
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Unit645 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2013
The angry, Atari, Sega Nerd. 
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