Asphalt 9 can easily be THE greatest racing game on ANY mobile device if one itty bitty little thing is taken care of. The one only flaw of Asphalt 8.
DON'T MAKE IT SO FUCKING STUPIDLY HARD HOLY SHIT WHAT WERE YOU THINKING IT'S NOT EVEN FUN ANYMORE.
SLOW THOSE OPPONENTS DOWN I'M USING ALL MY NITRO AND THEY'RE JUST DANCING PAST ME LIKE SONIC THE GODDAMN HEDGEHOG AND I'M A BUTTER KNIFE WITH A BIT OF PEANUT BUTTER STILL STUCK TO ME.
HOLY CRAP INCOMING TRAFFIC I CAN'T EVEN.
I CANT EVEN.
MAKE THE NEXT ONE LESS HARD OH MY GOD.
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